Hair Monster

fishzilla or THE captain megabutt. he/him or she/her. lemme know if you need something tagged. sometimes i write stories about about a lot of things, you can find them on the stories page.
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  • It’s really funny to watch you say all this with an anime url

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    xiyouji:

    西游记? JOURNEY TO THE WEST? JOURNEY TO THE FUCKING WEST?

    • 6 hours ago
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  • minionresearch:

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    (via dollblooms)

    • 6 hours ago
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  • hydrojoy:

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    was it too much to ask for

    (via dollblooms)

    • 1 day ago
    • 168 notes
    • #oh it's over here too!
  • (via pmryuu)

    • 1 day ago
    • 141 notes
    • #project moon
    • #angebinah
  • mintcand3:

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    • 1 day ago
    • 111 notes
    • #project moon
    • #limbus company
    • #ishmael
  • dollblooms:

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    so while playing lobco and ruinaall my employees were just ocs of mine and they would gain affinities/advantages with various abnos they worked with so i would jokingly call them the “wife” of that abno. and for domi it was the wellcheers. And limbus is getting a wellcheers themed update soon

    she is the srimp wife and all the little srimp guys always want to hug her and kiss her whenever she’s around. But their kisses are just like, they tickle her face with their little mouth bits. Bc they’re funny srimps

    • 2 days ago
    • 10 notes
  • mokouirl:

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    (via dollblooms)

    • 2 days ago
    • 70 notes
  • pmryuu:

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    Want some 🍇 Grape Shrimp soda?

    • 2 days ago
    • 31 notes
  • dollblooms:

    Also is there some way to just become the godking of skyrim? The empire seems to suck and the nords are white supremacists or whatever

    no <3 esh but pick a side dragonborn <3

    • 2 days ago
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  • pmryuu:

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    “ why do I have to wear this ”

    “ because Faust doesn’t want to ”


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    • 2 days ago
    • 359 notes
    • #project moon
    • #limbus company
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